The Ten Commandments of Wine (Revision 1.0):
- Thou shalt have no beverages before me.
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wine.
- Thou shalt share freely of thy wine knowledge.
- Thou shalt honor the vines of thine ancestors, and drinketh the fruit thereof.
- Thou shalt honor the Cyber Pub and post there weekly.
- Thou shalt not bear false witness against any vineyard.
- Thou shalt not drinketh White Zin.
- Thou shalt not serve wine in an improper vessel.
- Thou shalt decant big ass wines.
- Thou shalt woot at least monthly, and the number of thy woots shall be two or three.